With gas prices on the rise and consumers angry about the profits the big oil companies are making, I had an Idea that would solve all our gas problems.
First, create a new withholding tax on wages and income of the working poor and put the money into a government run trust. Then issue gas cards to anyone who drives to work and bus cards to anyone who doesn't have a car.
Second, cover up the dollar amounts on the gas pumps and make everyone use their gas cards to get gas, deducting the amounts at the end of the year from what they had withheld and refund the left over money to their bank accounts automatically.
This way no one will know what the price of gas is and they can buy some new socks and under cloths with their refund.
What a bleapin Joke.
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